Post by CaptainChupa! on Jul 12, 2012 21:31:34 GMT -8
Okie doke, so here I be, bein' what I is.
I gots a conundrum, a difficulty, a serious pain in mah asshole with a sharp need fo' a solution but fuck-all if I know what it be.
Right up front, da Chupsta's been a wrasslin' fan a damn long time- just about 26 years. Started off lovin' the Saturday mornin' USWA/WWF doubleshots, rented VHS's of Coliseum Home Videos featurin' WWF superstars every time he could, an' Saturday Night's Main Event- well fuck, just don't even get me started, watched 'em, loved 'em. Started goin' to the monthly Louisville Garden house shows, always had 2nd or 3rd row seats.
Right around the time Adam Bomb got introduced, I had front row tickets, an' without warnin', the show was canceled. As in, no announcement. As in, me an' my friends arrived at the building only ta find it closed, locked, dark and frankly unwrasslefied.
This ticked me off greatly, an' even hurt my feelin's a good bit- seein' as it was the first set of front row tix we ever got, I stopped watchin' wrasslin' for nearly a decade right there.
Oh, I still played all the video games and shit though. Pro Wrestling, Tecmo World Wrestling, even the shitbaskets like MUSCLE Wrestling and Data East's craptacular Tag Team Wrestling, that fucked-up WCW NES wrestler, all of the WWF games on the SNES, and the Playstation- the games actually got me back into it when WWF Warzone came out. I snagged the game and fell in love with makin' mah own guys, but I wanted ta know who the guys in the game were, and next thing ya know I'm inta Steve Austin and DX and all'a that right at the kickoff of the Attitude era. Shit, it didn't get much better.
Kept an eye on WCW here and there, but really watched WWF. Until John Cena turned into a wappin' white boy. Wasn't a few months after all'a that shit that I gave up, no interest.
So I ain't watched for the better part of a decade. Oh, I still watch the Royal Rumble, and for some reason, WrestleMania, even though it's sucked a dick for the last several years. Occasionally some TNA if it's good, Lockdown especially.
So's this last year I get into Ring of Honor. Went in December to a show, me an' the wife an' our friends and our kids. Front row. GREAT time. Bought some DVDs and shirts, just had a great time, been lovin' it.
The end of this month they were supposed ta have another event in town. I stayed up 4 hours after an assbustin' third shift at work just ta get tix when they went on sale, even though they were $10 more apiece this time around. Figured hey, my birthday's in the middle o' August, this late July show would be like an early birthday present.
Last week while I'm on vacation, BOOM!!! They cancel the event. Originally said 'due to circumstances beyond our control.' I was PISSED. I was LIVID. I was goddamn OUTRAGED. An' I've made that fact known on a lot of their Facebook posts.
A couple days later, they say it's because in the planning of the event, the original date got flipped by a couple of days and one of the ROH talent wouldn't be able to make the show, so they don't think they'd be able to provide us the show that we deserve. Because of one muthafuckin' wrassler. Probably fuckin' Kevin Steen, since they gave that cocksucker the belt an' the only definitely scheduled appearance was that the current World Champion would defend.
So because of one fucking wrestler they canceled the whole show. Send in your fuckin' tickets for a refund and oh, we're sorry. No future date, the closest speculation is fucking January.
So now I'm pissed off at them, because shit; I didn't care who the fuck was at the event as long as it was ROH talent, and the fact that they fucked us supposedly over one motherfucker- just FUCK. I mean I went to WWF house shows where Bret Hart was scheduled for almost every single one and he never showed once, but ROH can't have their second goddamn South Carolina show in a fuckin' minute because some stupid fucker had a personal engagement and couldn't make it?
FUCK that. And fuck THEM. Wrote them a nice note along with my returned tickets, and I hope they really enjoy it.
So here's my problem.
I love pro wrestling. I love the matches. I love promos when they're done well, which is NEVER anymore, but I hate storyline shit, which was my main draw to ROH- I didn't HAVE to know what was goin' on, I could just watch and see spectacular matches and there wasn't all of that run-in screwjob finish bullshit, it was just good solid violence, and most of the story was told in the ring; if you needed to know it, it wasn't because it was in a shitty backstage storyline skit.
I'm just gettin' really tired of the alternatives. WWE's all PG because LindaMac wants to be in government, but VinnieMac doesn't have the balls to tell his wife "look bitch, no one wants you representing them, you have the charisma of Ron Jeremy's nutsack after it drops into a diarrhea-filled public toilet." ROH fucked me, so fuck them. TNA is just WWE-lite... fuck that, TNA is WWE written by retarded incest-lovin' sisterfuckers. And everything else is just too damned hard to get ahold of to make it worth watching.
There is no pro wrestling anymore. Fuck, WWE is losing money hand over fist because of this PG bullshit; they can't even fill an arena for a PPV anymore. There just aren't any good options.
An' sorry, but at this point an efed just ain't in the cards for me; I don't have the willingness to sit and watch a long-ass show an' try ta figure out who the fuck is who or what or whatever. And that's just watchin', at this point I really don't think I'm up for participating in one, cuz the mall left a really bad taste in my mouth to begin with, and mdickie lives up to his name a little too much.
Even video games ain't doin' it. I have literally no desire to play WWE '12 or '13 or whatever the latest one is- at this point I'd have ta do so much work to make an OCW to make it playable that fuck, I mean, just fuck. An' my online 360 is toast atm anyway, so I couldn't even get any OCW characters that are out there.
So there's the problem. I love pro wrestling but I hate everything it's become. What the fuck do I do now???
I gots a conundrum, a difficulty, a serious pain in mah asshole with a sharp need fo' a solution but fuck-all if I know what it be.
Right up front, da Chupsta's been a wrasslin' fan a damn long time- just about 26 years. Started off lovin' the Saturday mornin' USWA/WWF doubleshots, rented VHS's of Coliseum Home Videos featurin' WWF superstars every time he could, an' Saturday Night's Main Event- well fuck, just don't even get me started, watched 'em, loved 'em. Started goin' to the monthly Louisville Garden house shows, always had 2nd or 3rd row seats.
Right around the time Adam Bomb got introduced, I had front row tickets, an' without warnin', the show was canceled. As in, no announcement. As in, me an' my friends arrived at the building only ta find it closed, locked, dark and frankly unwrasslefied.
This ticked me off greatly, an' even hurt my feelin's a good bit- seein' as it was the first set of front row tix we ever got, I stopped watchin' wrasslin' for nearly a decade right there.
Oh, I still played all the video games and shit though. Pro Wrestling, Tecmo World Wrestling, even the shitbaskets like MUSCLE Wrestling and Data East's craptacular Tag Team Wrestling, that fucked-up WCW NES wrestler, all of the WWF games on the SNES, and the Playstation- the games actually got me back into it when WWF Warzone came out. I snagged the game and fell in love with makin' mah own guys, but I wanted ta know who the guys in the game were, and next thing ya know I'm inta Steve Austin and DX and all'a that right at the kickoff of the Attitude era. Shit, it didn't get much better.
Kept an eye on WCW here and there, but really watched WWF. Until John Cena turned into a wappin' white boy. Wasn't a few months after all'a that shit that I gave up, no interest.
So I ain't watched for the better part of a decade. Oh, I still watch the Royal Rumble, and for some reason, WrestleMania, even though it's sucked a dick for the last several years. Occasionally some TNA if it's good, Lockdown especially.
So's this last year I get into Ring of Honor. Went in December to a show, me an' the wife an' our friends and our kids. Front row. GREAT time. Bought some DVDs and shirts, just had a great time, been lovin' it.
The end of this month they were supposed ta have another event in town. I stayed up 4 hours after an assbustin' third shift at work just ta get tix when they went on sale, even though they were $10 more apiece this time around. Figured hey, my birthday's in the middle o' August, this late July show would be like an early birthday present.
Last week while I'm on vacation, BOOM!!! They cancel the event. Originally said 'due to circumstances beyond our control.' I was PISSED. I was LIVID. I was goddamn OUTRAGED. An' I've made that fact known on a lot of their Facebook posts.
A couple days later, they say it's because in the planning of the event, the original date got flipped by a couple of days and one of the ROH talent wouldn't be able to make the show, so they don't think they'd be able to provide us the show that we deserve. Because of one muthafuckin' wrassler. Probably fuckin' Kevin Steen, since they gave that cocksucker the belt an' the only definitely scheduled appearance was that the current World Champion would defend.
So because of one fucking wrestler they canceled the whole show. Send in your fuckin' tickets for a refund and oh, we're sorry. No future date, the closest speculation is fucking January.
So now I'm pissed off at them, because shit; I didn't care who the fuck was at the event as long as it was ROH talent, and the fact that they fucked us supposedly over one motherfucker- just FUCK. I mean I went to WWF house shows where Bret Hart was scheduled for almost every single one and he never showed once, but ROH can't have their second goddamn South Carolina show in a fuckin' minute because some stupid fucker had a personal engagement and couldn't make it?
FUCK that. And fuck THEM. Wrote them a nice note along with my returned tickets, and I hope they really enjoy it.
So here's my problem.
I love pro wrestling. I love the matches. I love promos when they're done well, which is NEVER anymore, but I hate storyline shit, which was my main draw to ROH- I didn't HAVE to know what was goin' on, I could just watch and see spectacular matches and there wasn't all of that run-in screwjob finish bullshit, it was just good solid violence, and most of the story was told in the ring; if you needed to know it, it wasn't because it was in a shitty backstage storyline skit.
I'm just gettin' really tired of the alternatives. WWE's all PG because LindaMac wants to be in government, but VinnieMac doesn't have the balls to tell his wife "look bitch, no one wants you representing them, you have the charisma of Ron Jeremy's nutsack after it drops into a diarrhea-filled public toilet." ROH fucked me, so fuck them. TNA is just WWE-lite... fuck that, TNA is WWE written by retarded incest-lovin' sisterfuckers. And everything else is just too damned hard to get ahold of to make it worth watching.
There is no pro wrestling anymore. Fuck, WWE is losing money hand over fist because of this PG bullshit; they can't even fill an arena for a PPV anymore. There just aren't any good options.
An' sorry, but at this point an efed just ain't in the cards for me; I don't have the willingness to sit and watch a long-ass show an' try ta figure out who the fuck is who or what or whatever. And that's just watchin', at this point I really don't think I'm up for participating in one, cuz the mall left a really bad taste in my mouth to begin with, and mdickie lives up to his name a little too much.
Even video games ain't doin' it. I have literally no desire to play WWE '12 or '13 or whatever the latest one is- at this point I'd have ta do so much work to make an OCW to make it playable that fuck, I mean, just fuck. An' my online 360 is toast atm anyway, so I couldn't even get any OCW characters that are out there.
So there's the problem. I love pro wrestling but I hate everything it's become. What the fuck do I do now???
