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Post by boxxyjohnny on Jul 20, 2012 22:30:16 GMT -8
The Camera cuts to a local liquor store being raided by a group of what appears to be Hookers and Robin Mercy
Interviewer: What the...
As the interviewer approaches the store you see JB HootinTootin walk out holding a shotgun
JB: Easy there boy.
Interviewer: What the hell is going on here?
JB: Cousin Mercy is picking out his victory Booze.
Interviewer: Oh what the hell, we can't have another breaking and entering charge!
As the interviewer gets closer JB aims the shotgun at his head, before Robin say's from a distance
Robin: Let him in fatty!
Interviewer: Robin, what are you doing now?
Robin: Choosing my victory drink for when I beat in Casper the Homosexual ghost for the Ultra-Violent title.
Interviewer: And what if you don't win?
Robin pauses and looks at the Interviewer
Robin: Then I'll screw your wife. Now if you'll excuse me. GIRLS!
Interviewer:Wa-wait..
A group of armed Hookers show the man out.
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