Post by CaptainChupa! on Sept 7, 2012 21:04:34 GMT -8
I know it was developed with tablets in mind but I wandered over to CNet to snag a copy and try it out.
It sucks. Period.
It's slow, the sprites range from sharp to blurry and edited photo faces to Mat's ugly-ass cartoon shit, just getting off the canvas feels like it takes hours because you have to go from laying down to on all fours to kneeling to standing, the promos are complete shit (as usual, I don't know how a guy smart enough to program his own games can't master the English language on more than a 4th grade level), and the beginning of one of them even has Mat himself whining about how he "flew everyone to paradise on a plane he made with his bare hands, but everyone complains that they don't have a first class seat."
Seriously, it's shit. I have an iPad and I wouldn't touch this garbage with a borrowed dick. But after watching the videos of people playing, I can't imagine using those particular motion controls to play a wrestling game and enjoy it- it'd be like the first SvR they did on the Wii, with the shitty motion controls that didn't register half the time anyway and made you feel like you were imitating a drunk Godzilla smashing up Tokyo.
What a clusterfuck. Just... igh. But please, try it yourself! XD
It sucks. Period.
It's slow, the sprites range from sharp to blurry and edited photo faces to Mat's ugly-ass cartoon shit, just getting off the canvas feels like it takes hours because you have to go from laying down to on all fours to kneeling to standing, the promos are complete shit (as usual, I don't know how a guy smart enough to program his own games can't master the English language on more than a 4th grade level), and the beginning of one of them even has Mat himself whining about how he "flew everyone to paradise on a plane he made with his bare hands, but everyone complains that they don't have a first class seat."
Seriously, it's shit. I have an iPad and I wouldn't touch this garbage with a borrowed dick. But after watching the videos of people playing, I can't imagine using those particular motion controls to play a wrestling game and enjoy it- it'd be like the first SvR they did on the Wii, with the shitty motion controls that didn't register half the time anyway and made you feel like you were imitating a drunk Godzilla smashing up Tokyo.
What a clusterfuck. Just... igh. But please, try it yourself! XD
